Delivered 14th June 2010.
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This speech has been very difficult to write. Mainly because I donât really feel like Iâm leaving. I donât want to leave, I would love to stay forever, but thatâs not the nature of the game sadly. So donât think of this as a leaving speech. Think of this as a fond farewell, a casual âIâll see you laterâ.
Over the past 4 years the Guild has shaped my life an enormous amount. Weâre all here to get degrees, granted, but I wanted so much more from my Uni experience and I still donât even think Iâve had time to get involved in things I wish I had. I never really got active in debating, never did get involved in drama societies, never got involved in sport and sadly, very sadly, I never got involved in Carnival.
My first thank you needs to go to my predecessor Hannah Lazell. When she was in office she wasnât appreciated for what she had done, but it didnât take long to realise that she made a massive impact in reforming guild democracy by forcing the organisation to actually take it seriously. And this year we were able to move forward and get the job finished, itâs a massive achievement to change archaic structures and allow more students the opportunity to get involved without all the procedure stopping them, without factional interests taking all the seats and only showing up when a debate is relevant to their clique. No, the new system is all about representation in its purest form and all about flexibility. I am disappointed not to be able to see it through but as long as the new officer team keep working at it next year, it will work. Altering the system is an option, going back to the old one I donât think is. Progress forward is the only way.
I really donât feel comfortable talking up my achievements, itâs just not me. But I do want to mention a couple of things that I managed to do; we had a few different pound-a-pint nights this year which was on my manifesto and I never really had the belief that I could do it. Yet, some of them worked and some of them didnât and I really think that it can be successful if used as a one-off stand alone night, so bring on more next year. In November when all the sabbs are physically and mentally dying, we all went to vale fireworks and afterwards came back to the guild for pound-a-pint night. I was worried that no one would show because we hadnât promoted it but seeing Old Joeâs rammed and with queues outside made me so happy.
A vast chunk of my year was spent reforming democratic structures, the hardest and most difficult task I had on my to-do list. I still have no idea exactly how I managed to do it, and I want to thank the staff, officers and all the students who made it possible. We achieved record turnouts in the RA elections and the officer group elections. We mobilised 400 students on campus within 24 hours. I went to NUS conference. We did vote for students. I went to my first carnage.
On the building redevelopment every couple of weeks I sit in building meetings that look at how the work is progressing. These are usually pretty dire, talking about the location of plug sockets for instance. But one meeting in October we heard of some very scary numbers and faced a massive overspend on the project. Making the decision to stop building work was difficult, but it was the right one. We then had to make decisions on small aspects of the new bar to make the budget balance. Me and Katie fought for some things, like the glass roof that nearly became a plastic cover and I think the new bar is amazing, I really do. The next phase will be even better so I hope youâre looking forward to it. So Guild Council, a new bar, delivered. Not on time but on budget. And finally, this year, I also went to my first ever Vodbull.
This job looks alot easier than it is. That was the subject title to my first âplease help meâ email to Hannah Lazell as early as September. Yet there is one thing that always keeps your spirits up, or at least has this year for me. That is staff banter. In no organisation in my life will I ever be able to drink at midday in front of the Chief Exec. This was before the staff Christmas party and JT had to come in and ask us to be sensible for a minute, stop dancing on the tables. Me, with wine bottle in hand, obviously ignored her. JT you are an absolute legend, a phenomenal woman and I have no idea how you do what you do and I think it would scare me even more if I did.
Students like you have contact with a wide range of our departments, not just venues. And the un-sung heroes of the Guild are the Representation and Democracy Department. Or what I like to call, the office of the VPDR. R+D are an incredible team; I could not have done the elections, the Democratic Structure Review, the referendum without them. Iâm not really supposed to name staff members, but I am going to mention Coolster, Jim, our new inmate Liz, Nick and the amazing and incredible Mother Wedge.
The Guild is in safe hands with our staff, I am in awe of what they do and they never get recognised.
Now onto my sabbheads â the best sabb team in the world. Fact.
This is genuinely the weirdest, most exciting, fun and rewarding thing Iâve ever done and being with this sabb team has been the best part of it. It is a true activist sabb team, we mobilised 400 students in 24 hours, we radically changed democratic structures allowing any student the opportunity to get involved and we raised the profile of the officer team like never before.
Fordy â despite having to hear about every single âfordy failâ and giving you the incident reports to see which naughtie fab attendees were your mates you have made the whole year so much easier for me. I will miss sacking it off and going to starbucks for a natter. You have achieved so much as VP Sport and done it with very little support and youâve inspired so many people along the way. You are an absolute dream.
Meakin, Sparkes, Sparkles, Sparkatron, Ed â I love you and your cocky ways. You are Mr. VPHC as well as being the anchor to the guild. I am gutted that we werenât that close during the first 3 years but I can genuinely say that you may be the one person this year whoâs never made me feel just a little bit shitty. And with mood-swings like mine that is an achievement worthy of a commendation!
Pacman – I think you might be the first VPSAD in generations that actually has the majority of student groups liking you. That in itself is a massive achievement. In fact I think Iâve probably upset more student groups than you this year. All that just points to your commitment and ability to defuse issues and deal with them in an appropriate way. Plus, you are really hands-on when it comes to the groups and you want to make sure all their concerns are dealt with properly. I know that you will be going on to be some humongous amazing businesswoman earning squillions and giving it all away to charity. Donât forget the Guild though as we still need someone to pay for the dream Deb Hall refurbishment.
Johnny Davis – I beat you fair and square in 4 arguments and no one will ever take that away from me. Next years team will find out what that means. Youâve been a real inspiration to me, 100% committed to getting the job done and never letting anything get in the way of that. I will though be informing Ashley about potential over-spends from the stationary budget coming from a Mr. J. Davis and Iâm sure appropriate action will be sought.
Comrade Jones â This is not a lie.  This is a fact. Brigid is the exact textbook model of a student representative. I have always been in awe of your ability to disseminate an issue, consult with those affected and act upon it. Even though I had to hear lots of snide banterous comments about my fellow sociology students you have done an utterly sensational job and you made it look easy. No one recognized her for it when she was on Guild Council, but she was a councilor who actually knew what had to be done. I have never seen her ability matched so if any of you lot are actually serious about representing your members, you need to contact Brigid and ask her how itâs done. I personally hate showing weakness but I am absolutely terrified of life without Brigid.
Lastly the Boss â the amount of people who actually think Fabian is our line-manager is horrendous. As if you havenât got anything better to do than tell us off for being in late. I still hardly ever understand what youâre saying, most of the time I nod and smile and ask someone for a translation. Fabian I am in awe of your ability and your choice of shirts and your inability to detect sarcasm and your love of your students and of absolutely everything about you. You are one of the nicest people I know. I canât wait to see you in the European parliament, good luck in Oxford you deserve to go to a University, second only to Birmingham.
Listen sabbs, it was difficult wasnât it and at times we nearly killed ourselves and each other but I donât think any of us would change anything we did. I bloody loved it and I bloody love you all.
I want to thank a few groups who have been important for me before I sit down.
RAs, any of you still in the room? You guys are some kind of weird, amazing, super, incredible, enthusiastic bunch of activists. I was always worried about asking too much of you, but you have always been willing to help out the Guild! I expect massive things from some of you and I will be watching closely, do me proud and do yourselves proud. Next year you need to keep showing your freshers that there is so much more to being an RA than getting hammered.
To my officer election candidates. All 35 of you. I really do miss you and I am so proud of you all for what you were able to achieve. I always maintain that the secret behind a high turnout is enthusiastic, motivated and well-supported candidates. I tried my hardest to focus 100% of my attention on to you 35, and, with the various crises that emerged throughout the 2 weeks, and the referendum, you probably got about 75% of that, but it paid off massively. Turnout is not an arbitrary figure that will naturally keep rising, you have to put an incredible amount of effort and thought into it and decisions are made, however small, that can have a huge impact on the turnout. We have one of the highest voter turnouts in an SU in the country. Yet we never shout about it. In that typical Brummie way, we keep our heads down and carry on and push ourselves for more. Thatâs great, but letâs shout about our successes more when itâs appropriate.
My final thank you, goes to the most influential student group.  Labour Students are the most wonderful, most committed group of people I know. It has been so difficult to step back a bit this year, but I felt I needed to let the club move on and Iâve not been disappointed. Youâve recruited tonnes more active members that get involved in our campaigns to make our party stronger. My politics are very important to me, but I donât like to preach about them to anyone. My values are my values, no one elses. I have never forgotten Labour Students, and I donât know how many people know this, but Iâve been surprised to get away with it quite frankly. Every day this year, on my lanyard I have had a labour rose attached, reminding me of what I believe in and at times, who my friends are. Itâs past time for censures now but if youâre really upset about that you can make an official complaint to the President.
I just want to make one final point, and although it might sound like the controversial angst part of the speech it actually isn’t. It’s supposed to be some words of encouragement. Guild Council, I have had enough of the nay-sayers, a special group of people who always pop up when you least want them.
The nay-sayers who belittle guild politics, belittle guild activism, campaigns and belittle representation.
We are steeped in history when we see these names on this wall and I have often found myself thinking about what discussions they had in here with people like us. Were they also made to feel ashamed to be involved?
I say to those nay-sayers look what we have doneâŚ400 people to challenge tuition fees rises in 24 hours mobilized on campus, democratic reforms that make sense and the highest ever turnout with more candidates than ever before in elections. Look what it is to be involved in Guild politics, look what change you can make.
There are good times and bad times, I nearly abandoned the Guild because of them, but instead I chose to stay and change it from within.
So when you see one of the nay-sayers ask them; what is it you have done with your time here? What change have you made possible?
Donât give in to their petty routine. Â Make change happen and do what is right to make this amazing organisation even better. To put it quite simply and to employ the great idiom of our time…Don’t stop believing.
With that, that is all. I wish you good luck, thank you and good bye.